A gallery of naughty songsters whose music we've played on the show
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The fashion police finally caught up with Tommy.
Your nickname is
'Killer.' You have two
dead wives. You shot
your bass player in the
chest while cleaning
your gun and didn't
even get a summons.
But show up at Elvis'
house waving a gun in
the air and they throw
you in the poky. That's
Southern justice for ya.'
The story is fairly well-known by now: Alex
Lifeson of Rush was beaten and arrested by
Florida cops at a New Year's party. Who do we
believe? Let's put it this way: Fla. cops arrest
school kids -- we're talking 10-year-olds -- who
misbehave in class in a state that has a 'shoot
first, ask questions later' law on the books. So
do we believe Alex when he says 'aggressive'
cops beat him up? You bet we do!
The Glimmer Twins. We didn't know Knights could
have records -- arrest records, that is.
Funny, we figured him to be a Devils fan.
When asked
why he was
carrying an
illegal firearm,
all he said was,
'John Lennon.'
Arrested in Florida for showing an audience why
he's called the Lizard King. Do you see a trend?
Arrested in -- surprise --
Florida for insulting a police
officer during a concert.
Anybody who helps Slash and Duff start a
new band ought to be locked up.
Speaking of Slash and Duff, it looks like Bill
Bailey didn't come home that night.
Our favorite gun-wielding
musical genius. Never mind
the murder charges -- what's
up with that hair? Vinny "The
Chin" would be proud.
Steve says: "It's a fine line
between musical genius and
homicidal maniac."
An artsy black-and-white taken in 1978,
after he dumped Nancy permanently.
Yes, it's the Chairman of the Board.
We played his version of 'Yesterday' on
our tribute to the Beatles. Paul says: "It's a
fine line between all-time greatest male
vocalist and common thug."
The Man In Black. Look
at that sneer. He's got
more rock n' roll in him
than a lot of so-called
rockers today. We bet
he could even kick
Courtney Love's ass.
The Motor City
Madman likes to shoot
arrows at things that
can't shoot back.
We say arm the furry
little creatures and
make it a fair fight.
Psssst! Bee-atle fans! See an
exclusive Beatles photo,
courtesy of your Rocktologists.
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